The End of the World
by: V. Doolette

I'm really looking forward to the machines
they're gonna show us how it's done
no more fighting or bitching
cause machines just wanna have fun

I'm really looking forward
to the aliens they're gonna take away our minds
they're gonna keep us in a constant state of sexual slavery
why are aliens so unkind

I'm really looking forward to the end
maybe then I’ll get laid
I'll say baby Hey baby
It's your lucky day
and she'll say no it's not cause it's the end of the world
I'll say I know I said that to be ironic
she'll say it's not ironic it's just coincidental
get out of my face
you're insane

I'm really looking forward to the animals taking control
there'll be a fight about whether it's right to eat humans at the dinner table
and the lion says to the zebra, well I don't eat humans for a number of reasons
the farming practices are impractical
they're kept in small spaces and forced to stand in their own faeces
and frankly I find it disgusting

I'm really looking forward to the plants having brains
and when the first plant prime minister is elected I will say

I'm really looking forward to the end
maybe then I'll get laid
I'll say baby Hey baby
It's your lucky day
and she'll say no it's not cause it's the end of the world
I'll say I know I said that to be ironic
she'll say it's not ironic it's just coincidental
get out of my face
you're insane

I'm really looking forward to the dolphins having hands.
They can give us all back rubs and tell us they understand

I'm really looking forward to the
monkeys diffusing bombs
course they'll have their own union and ban movies like Indiana Jones
you know that scene where they're eating monkey brains they won't like that

I'm really looking forward to the end
maybe then I'll get laid
I'll say baby Hey baby
It's your lucky day
and she'll say no it's not cause it's the end of the world
I'll say I know I said that to be ironic
she'll say it's not ironic it's just coincidental
get out of my face
you're insane
you're insane